Gayoví armádní chlapi se navzájem trestají za trest

You two are gonna fuck, and you two are gonna suck my dick.

And if you have a problem with that, you have a choice.

You can either stay on my permanent shit list, and stay major fuck-ups, and I will smoke your ass every single day,

or, y'all can get this done and over with, suck my dick, and move on with y'all business.

How's that sound?