Britská milf navštíví svého lékaře

Oh, Miss Lindsay, how are you doing? - Fine, thank you.

How can I help today? - Well, it's a little bit embarrassing.

I was riding at the weekend in some point-to-point and I didn't fall off my horse or anything,

but as I got down, I think I've strained the other side of my thigh.

Oh, nasty. - Which is a shame because it means I can't ride at the moment.